Putting Together My New Entertainment Center

We all know the plight of the gamer, a million different controllers, a million different consoles and a just one big entertainment center to hold it all together.  Now I’m not saying that we don’t all have some different rooms in our houses or different places where we sit and veg out on the latest copy of Final Fantasy, but for the most part we have one area where we like to sit and be merry.  This area consists of the TV (obviously), the consoles, the computers, the seats, cushions, tables, food, etc.  Well I wanted a great big old entertainment center for my set up.  I didn’t want to skimp on anything.  So I took to ye’ old Internet.

The Most Baller Entertainment Center Ever

What I wanted to get was the most baller TV stand/entertainment center/etc thing ever conceived. So I went to Sears, I went to JC Penney, and I even went to P.C. Richard and Son in hopes of finding one (cue annoying jingle in your head). What I ended up getting was this, at least what the picture said:


Pretty sweet, right?  Well, wrong.  I got this thing and it looked more like a pile of boxes then a TV stand.  Why? Because it was a pile of boxes.  Now I don’t know why I didn’t think of this when I was checking out at the store, but I needed someone to come assemble this damn thing.  For whatever reason I thought that there would be magic fairy handymen that just came and put it all together for me.  Or that it would magically be shipped as-is, just like in the picture.

Slight Exaggeration

Slight Exaggeration

What Can I Say, I was Dumb.

We all are stupid idiots some of the time, and this was one of those times for me.  So I took to ye’ olde Internet-o again to try and solve my problem, there what do you know? there are handymen with whole businesses devoted to this sort of thing.  Companies that will put together your furniture, install your basketball hoop or even assemble your little sisters playset in NJ.  It’s all there right in the internet.  Who would have thunk it?  So I called them up and they solved my problem of being a dumbass.

So don’t do this to yourself.  Be a smart person and order the installation with the delivery.  It will save you time.  Time you could be using playing more pointless videogames.  But that’s another story.


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